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We need someone responsible for the job. What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account.

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I told my carpenter not to carpet my steps.

. It was a heady feeling. So I put my paycheck as the first slide. But it could be butter. I sit and look at it for hours.

He gave me a blank stair. My wife asked me Why dont you treat me like you did when we were first dating. I told him I Excel at it. My boss asked me how good I was at making spreadsheets.

You will be mist. A guy walked into a bar and lost the limbo contest. I always tell new hires dont think of me as your boss think of me as a friend who can fire you. How does a man on the moon cut his hair.

I have a joke on my boss but let me first overwork myself. Dad make me a sandwich DAD. Dad Jokes 2022 1. Would you like the milk in a bag sir DAD.

Theyre always up to something. I think they picked me for my motivational skills. I was heels overhead. Not to brag but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

I dont trust stairs. Thats the punch line. Dont trust atoms. I like work.

Why dont eggs tell jokes. My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. Who is the most lonely billionaire. They make up everything.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip. Poof youre a sandwich Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer. For I have synonymed. Two guys walked into a.

Here is a collection of our favorite dad jokes that made us laugh. Theyd crack each other up. Forgive me father pastor vicar padre priest. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when Im around.

Finally my high school karate lessons paid off. It will be dangerous if they crack each other up. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died. No just leave it in the carton Whats the best part about living in Switzerland.

He couldnt see himself doing it. Bad Dad Jokes 3. Best Dad Jokes Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. Check out these funny dad jokes to break the ice.